My words are unerring tools of destruction

neillblomkamp: Coraline (2009) Directed by Henry Selick

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:08:37 +0100

neillblomkamp:

Coraline (2009) Directed by Henry Selick

trueloveistreacherous:I had Gina greet him. What did you have...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:58:48 +0100

trueloveistreacherous:

I had Gina greet him. What did you have her do? Be herself. Poor son of a bitch.

orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:40:29 +0100

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

kameronsmichaels: the vixen: everybody’s telling me how i should react, but nobody’s telling her...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:58:33 +0100

kameronsmichaels:

the vixen: everybody’s telling me how i should react, but nobody’s telling her how to act
me:

ilsoleinunanotte: Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?):...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:06:21 +0100

ilsoleinunanotte:

Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

beststyles:“What’s my favourite Britney Spears song?” - 22/06

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:54:00 +0100

beststyles:

“What’s my favourite Britney Spears song?” - 22/06

hohnay: adore delano on as2: has a breakdown, tries to walk off setru: are you okay honey? what can...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:46:40 +0100

hohnay:

adore delano on as2: has a breakdown, tries to walk off set
ru: are you okay honey? what can i do to make you feel better? you want some water? therapy? anything i can do to make you stay beautiful <3
the vixen at the s10 reunion: has a breakdown, tries to walk off set
ru: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mce1201: koreapopblog: Asia O’Hara is one of the most precious...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:26:55 +0100

mce1201:

koreapopblog:

Asia O’Hara is one of the most precious queens & must be protected at all costs. She is literally a superhero & deserves the world. #TeamAsia #TeamEverybodyBlackAndAquaria

Bless whoever cut Ru’s dumb ass speaking out of this.

bonjouraquaria:the vixen addressing the video of eureka saying...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:24:45 +0100

bonjouraquaria:

the vixen addressing the video of eureka saying the n-word

aquariasthighs:rupaul’s original phd certificate, y’all he IS...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:21:25 +0100

aquariasthighs:

rupaul’s original phd certificate, y’all he IS qualified to psychoanalyse every queen to talk through the werkroom!!!

chonce: screaming

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:48:45 +0100

chonce:

screaming

lovepsychothefirst: jennamourey: A Full Face of...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:53:47 +0100

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles #I’ve never subscribed to hr channel #but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect #she does NOT clickbait #she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do #90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait #but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says #how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground #I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT #spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees #as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in #while floating 4 feet above the ground #because she fucking found out how many balloons it took #‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title #her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences #by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap #I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS #literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them #I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around #she just … does exactly what she says she will #like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

lilabard:@jennyhan: The letters are out....

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:36:21 +0100

lilabard:

@jennyhan: The letters are out. #ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore

spectra-bear: My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:25:22 +0100

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

mechinaries: i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:00:58 +0100

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

spankjonze: At the heart of this forest stood a colossal fig...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:26:20 +0100

spankjonze:

At the heart of this forest stood a colossal fig tree. The Forest Folk slept in its shadow. But now, the tree is dying; its branches are dry, its trunk old and twisted.

Pan’s Labyrinth | 2006 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

candygarnet: internetdumpsterfires: Woman tells baby flat earth...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:57:13 +0100

candygarnet:

internetdumpsterfires:

Woman tells baby flat earth is real

toy shop resigned!

elidiott:learn the alphabet with trixie and katya

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 12:52:41 +0100

elidiott:

learn the alphabet with trixie and katya

artsometimes:Another Aquaria drawing bc her runways are...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 11:59:56 +0100

artsometimes:

Another Aquaria drawing bc her runways are everything

surprisebitch: ruinedchildhood: sharabp: Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:46:11 +0100

surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

sharabp:

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

what timeline are we in exactly